For the Parent Managing Morning Devotions & a Stubborn Hippo Before 7 AM.

• The Christian bully breed parent. The one managing morning devotions and a stubborn, thick-necked hippo before 7 AM.
• No generic dog toys, no cheap polyester, no bandanas built for delicate necks. Just premium Comfort Colors faith tees, hand-embroidered tactical-fit bandanas, and collectible metal faith cards for the one walking boldly through beautiful chaos and finding their abiding peace in Christ right in the middle of it.

Who's it NOT for?

• You're looking for cheap dog toys or generic treats
• Your dog has a delicate little neck and standard bandanas fit just fine
• You want mass-produced merch that could belong to any dog owner
• You need everything in your life to look polished and camera-ready before you can call it good

🐾 1 Embroidered Bandana — sized for bullies, designed for bold faith

🐾 1 Premium Comfort Colors Tee — faith apparel worth actually wearing

🐾 1 Sticker Sheet — for your water bottle, laptop, or truck

🐾 1 Metal Faith Card — scripture, encouragement, truth you can hold onto

$49/month + $9.95 shipping

That's a minimum 20% savings off retail — every single month.

**First 25 Subscribers will receive a surprise faith item curated for bully breed parents -- for life!**

• You will be charged immediately for the first month's mailing and then future billing will be on 7th of each month thereafter.
  
• If you purchase by the 6th of each month at 11:59pm Central time you will receive the current month's mailing.
  
• If you purchase after this time, you will receive the next month's item once shipping happens for that item.
  ie. Purchase made June 12, item will ship for July's mailing by July 23rd.

Items will be mailed by the 23rd of each month

Please allow 7 to 10 business days for the box to arrive at your door from the time of shipment.